How Video Games Are Making Professional Sports Obsolete
August 7, 2017 1 min read
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33 thoughts on “How Video Games Are Making Professional Sports Obsolete”
Damn, I was hoping that this would end with an intense make out session.
I want to find the intro music
Did anyone else get SUPER distracted when Michael's tongue made an appearance at the start of the video? Guhhhh…….
Exactly why Madden and Fifa are fucking stupid.
is it bad that because I'm English when they can it football I did inside a little
Let's play sport games. nah that's lame. let's watch sports games. nah that's lame. let's go outside and play sports. nevermind.
I fucking love this series.
"… and then we all die – did you not realize that?" Fav quote
Are you kidding me? Such a progressive company as Cracked using the word Retarded…? Step up your game.
I thought, legit, one of them was gonna ask "So….. you wanna go…. have sex or something?" at the end.
I thought we were gonna get confirmation that, yes, indeed, they ARE a bisexual couple (I say bisexual because I've seen both of them demonstrate an attraction to women).
I mainly watch these videos for that intro music. So catchy
this is the most married argument i've ever seen goddamn
I bet he wants to see sweaty guy's asses in Lycra
The tension is real.
What's that shit on the bottom of his shoe? It's just bothering me so much
Nothing funner than preaching to the choir… Video gamer's trying to be recognized.. Professional athletes ignoring them as if they were kids chewing on crayons. I'm a gamer myself, but trying to point out gaming relevance in such a bias way, only hurts the climb. Gaming is NOT ready to be considered a sport a real sport, but its fun to contemplate it in the future.
I thought the comments were going to be a war
what do these guys do for a living?
"C'mon! Are your hands made of retarded guys' hands!?"
As a veteran of both actual sports and video games, I think it's safe to say they're all kinda pointless.
But the cool thing about watching sports is precisely the fact that is happening in real life and you can see real human beings doing amazing stuff. Its cool to do a bicycle kick goal on FIFA but its way more impressive to see it in real life, precisely because its not a computer doing the animations and all the calculations, its a normal person with incredible skill. Videogames are awesome, and one of the coolest things in the universe, but the one thing that can surpass videogames its real life. Skyrim is awesome, but if you had the choice to live in the world of Skyrim as the hero, than you would always chose to embrace that world as your former reality because its cooler than just turning on your tv. That's even more truth when talking about sports. Sure is cool to pretend that your team won the Champions League, but that's got nothing on seeing it doing it in real life.
lmfao. I just love how nerds call athletes cavemen or neanderthals. Get off your ass and in a gym you jealous little shits.
That was really funny and true^_^
Getting exercise is healthy, but not sustaining sub-concussive injuries, which football promotes, and these injuries may very well have a correlation to random acts of violence. The helmet protects your skull, but not your brain smacking into it.
i liked it
there are so many people who play these sports as well as the video games. They're probably the biggest consumers of sporting games too
Yes my hand are made of a retarded guys anus!
PS4 controller is off.
ugh that gum 1:10! Gonna post this in /r/mildlyinfuriating
this is brilliant
is that gum on his slippers?
im the same way about baseball-the slowest crap game on tv but, on a video game or actually playing it i cant get enough of that shit
Unless you actually understand the game and play like it, real thing is always legit cause of the mind games
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That's not what it looks like out that window.
Damn, I was hoping that this would end with an intense make out session.
I want to find the intro music
Did anyone else get SUPER distracted when Michael's tongue made an appearance at the start of the video? Guhhhh…….
Exactly why Madden and Fifa are fucking stupid.
is it bad that because I'm English when they can it football I did inside a little
Let's play sport games. nah that's lame. let's watch sports games. nah that's lame. let's go outside and play sports. nevermind.
I fucking love this series.
"… and then we all die – did you not realize that?"
Fav quote
Are you kidding me? Such a progressive company as Cracked using the word Retarded…? Step up your game.
I thought, legit, one of them was gonna ask "So….. you wanna go…. have sex or something?" at the end.
I thought we were gonna get confirmation that, yes, indeed, they ARE a bisexual couple (I say bisexual because I've seen both of them demonstrate an attraction to women).
I mainly watch these videos for that intro music. So catchy
this is the most married argument i've ever seen goddamn
I bet he wants to see sweaty guy's asses in Lycra
The tension is real.
What's that shit on the bottom of his shoe? It's just bothering me so much
Nothing funner than preaching to the choir… Video gamer's trying to be recognized.. Professional athletes ignoring them as if they were kids chewing on crayons. I'm a gamer myself, but trying to point out gaming relevance in such a bias way, only hurts the climb. Gaming is NOT ready to be considered a sport a real sport, but its fun to contemplate it in the future.
I thought the comments were going to be a war
what do these guys do for a living?
"C'mon! Are your hands made of retarded guys' hands!?"
As a veteran of both actual sports and video games, I think it's safe to say they're all kinda pointless.
But the cool thing about watching sports is precisely the fact that is happening in real life and you can see real human beings doing amazing stuff. Its cool to do a bicycle kick goal on FIFA but its way more impressive to see it in real life, precisely because its not a computer doing the animations and all the calculations, its a normal person with incredible skill. Videogames are awesome, and one of the coolest things in the universe, but the one thing that can surpass videogames its real life. Skyrim is awesome, but if you had the choice to live in the world of Skyrim as the hero, than you would always chose to embrace that world as your former reality because its cooler than just turning on your tv. That's even more truth when talking about sports. Sure is cool to pretend that your team won the Champions League, but that's got nothing on seeing it doing it in real life.
lmfao. I just love how nerds call athletes cavemen or neanderthals. Get off your ass and in a gym you jealous little shits.
That was really funny and true^_^
Getting exercise is healthy, but not sustaining sub-concussive injuries, which football promotes, and these injuries may very well have a correlation to random acts of violence. The helmet protects your skull, but not your brain smacking into it.
i liked it
there are so many people who play these sports as well as the video games. They're probably the biggest consumers of sporting games too
Yes my hand are made of a retarded guys anus!
PS4 controller is off.
ugh that gum 1:10!
Gonna post this in /r/mildlyinfuriating
this is brilliant
is that gum on his slippers?
im the same way about baseball-the slowest crap game on tv but, on a video game or actually playing it i cant get enough of that shit
Unless you actually understand the game and play like it, real thing is always legit cause of the mind games