So I’ve Been Playing: THE 3RD BIRTHDAY [ Review PSP ]
June 17, 2018 1 min read
The 3rd Birthday Review by ThorHighHeels Game by Square Enix for the Playstation Portable ○▭▭▭▭▭▭▭▭ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▭▭▭▭▭▭▭▭○ Links and all that shit: Twatter:…
18 thoughts on “So I’ve Been Playing: THE 3RD BIRTHDAY [ Review PSP ]”
But Aya is waifu material
I didn't care much for the story but it was really fun for a psp game.
Gotta wonder why the hell they didn't just call it Parasite Eve 3, or Parasite Eve: The 3rd Birthday, but then again Webfoot pulled the same stunt with the GBA Legacy of Goku series, going with Legasy of Goku 1 and 2, and then calling the third one Buu's Fury.
Your reviews are really cool!
Best played on ppsspp, map d-pad buttons to the right analog stick of an x-box controller. It makes the game way better imo :p
not interested in anything about this other than having a female lead
The plot is total SHIT, practically the thing this game gets right is the music and graphics BUT THAT'S IT. Aya is a dumb incoherent blonde that can't keep her clothes on to save her life and can't utter a passable and intelligent sentence to take seriously(she's a feminist worst nightmare), GOD THE VOICE ACTING IS ALSO A PILE OF SHIT. Never let popular television actors do voice work EVER!!!😠
She acted week because that's not aya 😛 It's Eve, a 3 year old clone, inside Aya's body.
why would her clothes be damaged if she's body hopping and her body isn't physically there XD
Plot bare bones PE 1 – Internal struggle PE 2 – Pest control 3rd BDay – Some Final Fantasy shit. sigh…
The Third Birthday – A title that contains itself within the very boundaries of the common place third person shooter genre. The game does hold merits, yet those merits are few, so the negative elements weigh this game down on a deeper level. The story is quite derivative and dry, with an un-engaging protagonist surrounded by a supporting cast of underdeveloped characters, established or otherwise. The graphics do not have personality, and the gameplay is quite clunky. For length sake, I will conclude this statement with my verdict: 6.5 / 10 (Above Average)
so basically the reason that aya is a crybaby now is that that is not aya. its eve in aya's body.
the ayas clothing thing was just fanpandering cause honestly sales were not gonna go well. same for the shower scene and the santa outfit was because it was released around christmas.
oh yeah and if you achieve a lot of things you get a lightning outfit from ffxiii and her gunblade thing, i think it was called a blazefire saber or something
In The Third Birthday time zero starts when Eve Brea switches bodies with Aya when eve is shot to death, Aya's soul is scattered into infinity and becomes the twisted. this is on the same day as ayas wedding with Kyle Madigan, apparently X NONDESCRIPT MILITARY FORCE wanted Aya and all of her closest friends dead and a wedding where everyone's in the same room was the place to do it. When Aya's soul is shot out into infinity, it becomes the twisted, but the reaction also turned her closest friends, Thelonious Cray, Gabrielle Monsigny, Blank, and Hyde Bohr into some kind of superior being called The High Ones. Hyde Bohr hmself wants to evolve his being or something so he's using Amnesiac Eve in Aya's body to kill the twisted and use their energy to evolve. Halfway through the story Hyde breaks the cia lab they were using and kills the workers. Kunihiko Maeda was a friend of Blank who picked up Aya after the cia lab was destroyed. from then the fight was against the remaining high ones. specifically Hyde bohr as he is the final boss. The final overdive allows Soul Eve to dive into Aya's Body and kill Aya who was in Eve's body after pulling itself together from all of the Twisted you've been killing over the course of the game. Eve killing Aya herself Allows time to flow in its natural right instead of repeating over and over again like it has been, thus ending the loop and winning the game.
There was a bit of a drama surrounding this game. The studio wanted to make a third version, the higher ups said no that the title was dead but, to see if it could bring in more people and money, they decided the psp was the cheapest choice, so here we are. We got a game that has amnesia of previous title, trying to whore out to whoever has money.
Aya's depiction reminds me of Other M.
The first one was the bomb. Everything after that was shite
But Aya is waifu material
I didn't care much for the story but it was really fun for a psp game.
Gotta wonder why the hell they didn't just call it Parasite Eve 3, or Parasite Eve: The 3rd Birthday, but then again Webfoot pulled the same stunt with the GBA Legacy of Goku series, going with Legasy of Goku 1 and 2, and then calling the third one Buu's Fury.
Your reviews are really cool!
Best played on ppsspp, map d-pad buttons to the right analog stick of an x-box controller. It makes the game way better imo :p
not interested in anything about this other than having a female lead
The plot is total SHIT, practically the thing this game gets right is the music and graphics BUT THAT'S IT. Aya is a dumb incoherent blonde that can't keep her clothes on to save her life and can't utter a passable and intelligent sentence to take seriously(she's a feminist worst nightmare), GOD THE VOICE ACTING IS ALSO A PILE OF SHIT. Never let popular television actors do voice work EVER!!!😠
She acted week because that's not aya 😛 It's Eve, a 3 year old clone, inside Aya's body.
why would her clothes be damaged if she's body hopping and her body isn't physically there XD
Plot bare bones
PE 1 – Internal struggle
PE 2 – Pest control
3rd BDay – Some Final Fantasy shit.
sigh…
The Third Birthday –
A title that contains itself within the very boundaries of the common place third person shooter genre. The game does hold merits, yet those merits are few, so the negative elements weigh this game down on a deeper level. The story is quite derivative and dry, with an un-engaging protagonist surrounded by a supporting cast of underdeveloped characters, established or otherwise. The graphics do not have personality, and the gameplay is quite clunky. For length sake, I will conclude this statement with my verdict: 6.5 / 10 (Above Average)
so basically the reason that aya is a crybaby now is that that is not aya. its eve in aya's body.
the ayas clothing thing was just fanpandering cause honestly sales were not gonna go well. same for the shower scene and the santa outfit was because it was released around christmas.
oh yeah and if you achieve a lot of things you get a lightning outfit from ffxiii and her gunblade thing, i think it was called a blazefire saber or something
In The Third Birthday time zero starts when Eve Brea switches bodies with Aya when eve is shot to death, Aya's soul is scattered into infinity and becomes the twisted. this is on the same day as ayas wedding with Kyle Madigan, apparently X NONDESCRIPT MILITARY FORCE wanted Aya and all of her closest friends dead and a wedding where everyone's in the same room was the place to do it. When Aya's soul is shot out into infinity, it becomes the twisted, but the reaction also turned her closest friends, Thelonious Cray, Gabrielle Monsigny, Blank, and Hyde Bohr into some kind of superior being called The High Ones. Hyde Bohr hmself wants to evolve his being or something so he's using Amnesiac Eve in Aya's body to kill the twisted and use their energy to evolve. Halfway through the story Hyde breaks the cia lab they were using and kills the workers. Kunihiko Maeda was a friend of Blank who picked up Aya after the cia lab was destroyed. from then the fight was against the remaining high ones. specifically Hyde bohr as he is the final boss. The final overdive allows Soul Eve to dive into Aya's Body and kill Aya who was in Eve's body after pulling itself together from all of the Twisted you've been killing over the course of the game. Eve killing Aya herself Allows time to flow in its natural right instead of repeating over and over again like it has been, thus ending the loop and winning the game.
There was a bit of a drama surrounding this game. The studio wanted to make a third version, the higher ups said no that the title was dead but, to see if it could bring in more people and money, they decided the psp was the cheapest choice, so here we are. We got a game that has amnesia of previous title, trying to whore out to whoever has money.
Aya's depiction reminds me of Other M.
The first one was the bomb. Everything after that was shite